Our water bill soared to $214, and I discovered my neighbor secretly siphoning from our outdoor faucet, prompting unexpected advice from my husband.

Do you really think this is amusing?

“No. To me, ‘special seed blend’ sounds hilarious.”

Marla spun around abruptly.

“Excuse me?” Ray realized with dread that Marjorie stood on the opposite sidewalk.

All summer long, she had pestered him about his lush, green lawn, and Ray had eagerly shared his knowledge on seeds, soil, and perfect timing.

Last month, the weight of $214 shook our world.